To Boner Rower: Come to Trapeze

Shortly after Henrik Rummel took the podium with the men’s rowing team to claim their Olympic Gold Medal, his alleged boner took center stage.

It is the new sweetheart of the 2012 Olympics – his large-but-not-giant non-boner stole the spotlight from him and his three teammates during their medal ceremony on Saturday afternoon.

Well Rummel, bring that manhood to Trapeze. We have ladies itching for exactly what you’re packing.